I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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