Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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