i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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