can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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