I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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