im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
