The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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