garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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