All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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