the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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