Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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