If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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