its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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