i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
is it fun? or sober?
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