Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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