I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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