Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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