why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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