I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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