how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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