talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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