i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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