New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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