someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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