i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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