that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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