now i know why i became what i already was.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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