she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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