So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
