I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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