there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Maybe he injected his testicle?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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