stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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