I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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