Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
its liver damage thursday
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