I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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