i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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