I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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