so let's talk penis.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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