Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
