So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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