new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Randomize
