I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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