i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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