Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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