she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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