my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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