Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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