I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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