why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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