i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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